The scary thing is that people 400 years ago were actually quite loyal, honorable, decent, and spiritual. Especially compared to Homo species Erectus that populates Hollywood these days.
Of course, this flick was made back in the days when a rusty old Corvair was a hip ride in Tinseltown.
Any studio big wig who debauches a beautiful young B Film actress deserves to have his middle finger cut off and his tongue bitten out by a smooth Middle Ages warlock. You’ve just got to wonder when a Welsh dude in fur skins and leather footings carrying an ancient lethal weapon attracts not a second look at LAX airport.
Warlocks do have a few things going for them. They knew long before modern science that salt is bad for the health. If you stay on a strict diet of baby food you’ll lose enough weight to fly. This particular Warlock, however, is pushing it to assume that a 12-year-old child is a virgin.
Then, as now, priests can defy evil but their wives less so. Something about that dashing, evil eye Warlock gaze that just melts the ladies where they stand.
A woman’s worse nightmare (especially in Hollywood) is to lose her good looks overnight. The B Film actress’s worse nightmare is to have to wear an old lady’s makeup in her star role. It takes every last iota of a poor girl’s acting talent to emulate a 90-year-old lady chasing a train on foot with waning persistence.
Anything to get my youth back — anything!!!!
Thank God for Amish farmers.
They’re the only ones any more who can pick out a true Warlock from among our degenerate, polyglot population.