Taking the pill for contraception is, according to all the experts, dangerous after age 35. Thus, all the political hoopla about “Women’s Reproductive Health” is directed at women under age 35 since they’re the pill poppers.
This column is for y’all.
Taking the pill stifles the libido. Women on the pill feel less sexy, find it harder to get aroused, and get less satisfaction when they do have sex.
Moreover, taking the pill makes you less attractive to men. Don’t take my word for all this. Scientific surveys of women on and off the pill have verified all this, ad nauseum.
Then there are the consequences after you reach menopause: extreme dry eye, heart problems, cervical and breast cancer, skin problems, and so forth. Take your choice of one of the autoimmune diseases, your body’s reaction to decades of abject neglect and chemical harassment.
Go ahead, take the pill. Lasso that handsome dude with a full head of hair… The guy on topical Rogaine that dampens his libido, makes it harder for him to get aroused, and gives him less satisfaction with sex.
Have yourselves a miserable romp in the hay. Curse yourselves the morning after when all you feel is raw, dirty, guilty and used.
But, hey, there’s a pill for that too.
Then after 20 or 30 years of miserable sex, your guy can get an Rx for Viagra when his libido is completely gone. Later he can take topical testosterone in his armpits after he forgets what to do with his rubber penis.
Thank God for this column that warned you of all this. You had the foresight to keep an active coterie of “friends with benefits” on the side.
Enjoy your life after menopause on the rubber chicken circuit, ladies.
