The bleeding heart liberals want to give minorities a fighting chance in school.
In the immortal words of the French president, work must be done in the school facility rather than in the home if we want to support the children and re-establish equality.
This is a bold acknowledgement that minorities just don’t care about education. They don’t read to their kids. They don’t help them with their homework. They don’t care about their schooling. I can say that now without being branded as a racist bigot.
It’s true in France, and it’s true in the United States.
Our leaders are terrified of minorities. In every industrialized nation their numbers have grown to where no party can rule without full support of the unwashed masses. Now we have to give them a fighting chance in school by lowering the bar for everybody.
Our schools need to replace all outside activities with study halls where children can read and do their math homework at school. Physical education is already almost non-existent, banished by zealous school boards anxious to cut costs.
Banning homework is an even more clever money saving tactic. Now we can eliminate physical education altogether.
Studies show students’ performance zooms when they get regular physical exercise. They aren’t getting it at home anymore. Increasingly they aren’t even getting it at school. We need more teachers, more teachers who are dedicated and loving and caring. Nonsense! We need exercise, is all we need.
Children get so little exercise after school that they no longer have any negotiating skills. Increasingly they turn to teachers to resolve their interpersonal conflicts. Eliminate all physical education at schools and kids will be even dumber than before.
Of course, that’s what minorities want.
Equality.
